Our Menu
Breakfast Special
Includes Orange Juice, Tea, or G&M’s French Press Coffee
Voyageur Special
$12.00
Sliced ham, Brie cheese, & baguette with butter, jam, & Fruit Salad or Cold Soup.
Something Very French... Any Time of Day
Rendezvous for Two
$37.00
A generous assortment of charcuterie, fromage, crudités, & bread. A Meal for Two or an Appetizer for Four.
Cheese & Pâté Du Jour
$24.00
Assortment of fromage, pâté, saucisson, & bread.
Cheese Du Jour
$18.00
Assortment of Fromage & bread.
Breakfast Classics
Add a Mimosa for $9
Croissant Magnifique
$10.00/Plain
$12.00/Fromage
$12.00/Cream Cheese & Marinated Currants
$12.00/Apple Butter
$12.00/Cinnamon & Sugar
$12.00/Chèvre & Honey
$12.00/Chocolate
Choice of Homemade Filling served warm with fruit salad.
Grand Petit Déjeuner
$13.00
Ham & melted cheese inside a toasted croissant with fruit salad.
Enfant Terrible
$11.00
Organic Vermont maple syrup, ham, & melted cheese on toasted sourdough with fruit salad.
CINNAMON TOAST
$10.00
Simple pleasure of Butter and Cinnamon Sugar on Sourdough with Fruit Salad or Cold Soup
Y.G.F.
$9.00
Whole milk Greek yogurt with homemade granola & fruit salad
Toast Brillante
$9.00/On Rye, Baguette or Sourdough
$10.00/On Croissant
Choice of Toasted Croissant, Baguette, Sourdough, or Rye served with butter, jam, & fruit salad.
10 O’clock
$10.00
Smoked salmon & cream cheese on toasted rye with Fruit Salad or Cold Soup.
12 O’clock
$10.00
Sweet blue cheese & currants on toasted rye with Fruit Salad or Cold Soup.
4 O’clock
$10.00
Chèvre & black olive tapenade on toasted rye with Fruit Salad or Cold Soup.
Classic Combinations
Add a Glass of French House Wine for $6
Soup Du Jour
$12.00
Your choice of Soup with baguette & French cheese.
Soup & Tossed Salad
$10.00
Your choice of Soup & Homemade Dressing with baguette & fresh fruit.
Fruit Salad Du Jour
$12.00
With chèvre, toasted almonds, currants, & baguette.
O’Rye
$12.00
Blue cheese, currants, & pâté on toasted Canadian rye with Soup or Tossed Salad.
O’Salmon
$12.00
Chèvre & smoked salmon on toasted Canadian rye with Soup or Tossed Salad.
O’Vegan
$12.00
Green olive tapenade, currants, & salad vegetables on toasted Canadian rye with Soup or Tossed Salad.
Sandwich Pairings
With your choice of Soup or Tossed Salad | Add a Glass of House Wine for $6.00
Vegetarian Pizza Baguette
$13.00
Tomatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, green peppers, creamy mustard, & melted cheese.
Open Faced Brie Melt on Croissant
$13.50/Ham
$14.50/Turkey
$14.50/All Brie
Choice of Ham, Turkey, or Double Brie.
Open Faced Goat Cheese Melt on Croissant
$14.50
With Soup or Tossed Salad.
Open Faced Le Hot Dog
$14.50
Broiled beef hot dog served on baguette with Dijon & melted cheese.
Open Faced Sandwich Provençal
$15.00
Black olive tapenade, tomatoes, fresh basil, & chèvre on baguette.
Open Faced Croq’ Monsieur
$11.50/Ham
$12.50/Turkey
Choice of Ham or Turkey, Dijon, & melted cheese on sourdough.
Open Faced Croq’ Baguette
$12.50/Ham
$13.50/Turkey
Choice of Ham or Turkey, Dijon, & melted cheese on baguette.
Sandwiches
Croq’ Monsieur
$7.00/Ham
$8.00/Turkey
On sourdough with Dijon & melted cheese.
Croq’ Baguette
$8.00/Ham
$9.00/Turkey
On Baguette with Dijon & melted cheese.
Croq’ Croissant
$9.00/Ham
$9.50/Turkey
On croissant with Dijon & melted cheese.
Le French Hot Dog
$9.50
Beef hot dog on baguette with Dijon & melted cheese.
Sandwich Provençal
$10.50
Black olive tapenade, tomatoes, basil, & chèvre on baguette.
Vegan Provençal
$8.00
Green & black olive tapenade with tomatoes & basil on baguette.
Vegetarian Pizza Croissant
$13.50
Tomatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, green peppers, creamy mustard, & melted cheese.
Salads
Served on leaf lettuce with homemade dressings.
Tossed
$4.00/Side
$6.00/Petite
$8.00/Large
Fresh vegetables & choice of dressing: Vinaigrette, Creamy Mustard, Sesame/Lemon, or Ginger
Auvergne
$8.00/Petite
$10.00/Large
Blue cheese, carrots, broccoli, & vinaigrette
Bucheron
$8.00/Petite
$11.00/Large
Chèvre, mushrooms, peanuts, currants, & sesame-lemon
Turkey
$7.00/Petite
$10.00/Large
Smoked turkey, tomatoes, broccoli, & creamy mustard
Smoked Salmon
$12.00/Large
Fresh fruit, mushrooms, & ginger.
Tuna
$11.00/Large
Tomatoes, green peppers, vinaigrette, & creamy mustard.
Lean Mean Diet
$7.00/Petite
$10.00/Large
Fruit, mushroom, cucumber, turkey & ginger dressing.
Something Very French... Any Time of Day
Rendezvous for Two
$37.00
A generous assortment of charcuterie, fromage, crudités, & bread. A Meal for Two or an Appetizer for Four.
Cheese & Pâté Du Jour
$24.00
Assortment of fromage, pâté, saucisson, & bread.
Cheese Du Jour
$18.00
Assortment of Fromage & bread.
Soup Du Jour
So good in this weather! Served with baguette.
Cold Cucumber
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
$15.00/Quart To Go
Cucumber, yogurt, garlic and fresh dill. Made daily.
Cold Gazpacho
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
$15.00/Quart To Go
Spanish vegetarian chilled soup of tomatoes, green peppers, cucumbers, and carrots. Made daily. Can be vegan without sour cream garnish.
Cold Spicy Watermelon
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
Cold Creamy Peach
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
Carrot Ginger
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
Corn Chowder
$5.00/Cup
$7.00/Bowl
Appetizers
Chicken Liver Pâté Toast
$8.00
Liver cooked in marsala & cognac on Baguette Toast.
Rendezvous for Two
$37.00
A generous assortment of charcuterie, fromage, crudités, & bread. A Meal for Two or an Appetizer for Four.
Cheese & Pâté Du Jour
$24.00
Assortment of fromage, pâté, saucisson, & bread.
Cheese Du Jour
$18.00
Assortment of fromage & bread.
Burgundy Escargots
$8.00/6
$14.00/12
Escargots broiled in lemon & garlic butter.
Vegetarian Escargots
$10.00
Mushrooms broiled in lemon & garlic butter.
Goat Toast
$8.00
Baguette, garlic butter, & chèvre.
Shrimp Toast
$12.00
Baguette, garlic butter, & shrimp.
Roam Around the World
with our Cuisines Traditionnelles! Served with Soup or Salad, an Assortment of Bread, and A Glass of French House Wine. Upgrade to a Glass of Featured Wine for $8
BOUILLABAISSE - Our House Specialty
$30.00
Classic dish from Marseille of Shrimp, Scallops, & Fish in a White Wine, Saffron, Tomato, & Bone Broth served in a Cast Iron pot with Zucchini & Garlic Aioli.
MOROCCAN COUSCOUS
$28.00
Stewed Lamb with Root Vegetables, Collards, Chickpeas, Merguez, Marinated Currants & Harissa. (Vegetarian version available)
Chicken
Served with an assortment of bread, grain of the day, choice of Soup or Salad
Chicken Normandy
$23.00
Chicken broiled in white wine, tomato, onion, & cream sauce with seasoned vegetables, served over rice.
Chicken Sesame
$25.00
Chicken broiled with lemon, green pepper, peanuts, & sesame with seasoned mushrooms.
Seafood
Served with an assortment of bread, seasoned vegetables, grain of the day, choice of Soup or Salad
Seafood Bastille
$28.00/All Shrimp
$35.00/All Scallops
$37.00/Seafood Medley
Shrimp, scallops, & fish broiled in butter, lemon, & garlic with fresh herbs.
Vegetarian
Served with an assortment of bread, grain of the day, choice of Soup or Salad
Steamed Trio
$13.00
Three seasonal vegetables with a choice of seasoning: Ginger, Sesame/Lemon, or Garlic Butter | Add Grated Swiss/Mozzarella or Crumbled Roquefort +$3.00 | Add Broiled Garlic Butter Mushrooms +$5.00
Broiled Sesame Duo
$16.00
Broccoli & mushrooms broiled with ponzu, green peppers, peanuts, & sesame.
Fondues
Served with a Choice of Soup or Salad & assortment of bread
Pesto Fondue
$27.00/For One
$42.00/For Two
Pistachio Basil Pesto, Gruyère & Raclette cheese. Served with soup or salad, cubed bread and lightly steamed veggies.
Thursday Beef Fondue
$25.00
Sirloin tips cooked in vegetable oil & served with ponzu, harissa, garlic aioli, & creamy mustard.
Blue Cheese Fondue
$25.00
With French bread & vegetables.
Swiss Fondue
$25.00
With French bread & vegetables.
Swiss Fondue for Two
$39.00
Chocolate Fondue
$11.00
Our homemade chocolate fondue served with fresh fruit for dipping.
Wine
GOOD WINE AT A FAIR PRICE
WHITE:
House White
$6.00/Glass
Château La Gravière
$9.00/Glass
$26.00/Bottle
Sauvignon blend from Bordeaux. Honeysuckle, melon, & mineral.
Domaine Delsol
$32.00/Bottle
Picpoul de Pinet from Languedoc. Dry, pear, citrus, & mineral.
Louis Laurent Vouvray
$36.00/Bottle
Chenin Blanc from Loire Valley. Sweet, pear, apple, & citrus.
Fournier Père & Fils
$36.00/Bottle
Sauvignon Blanc from the Loire Valley. Grapefruit & white peach.
Höpler
$13.00/Glass
$39.00/Bottle
Grüner Veltliner from Austria. Crisp, green apple, & grapefruit.
Buxy
$14.00/Glass
$42.00/Bottle
Chardonnay from Côte Chalonaise, Burgundy
ROSÉ:
House Rosé
$6.00/Glass
Houchart
$12.00/Glass
$36.00/Bottle
Cabernet Sauvignon blend from Provence
RED:
House Red
$6.00/Glass
Belles Eaux
$30.00/Bottle
Pinot Noir from Languedoc. Bold, dry, cherry, vanilla, & earth.
Coto De Hayas
$30.00/Bottle
Garnacha from Spain. Bold, oak, cherry, & plum.
Château Roc de Segur
$30.00/Bottle
Cabernet Sauvignon & Merlot Blend from Bordeaux
Clos Triguedina
$32.00/Bottle
Malbec from Cahors
Château de Trignon
$12.00/Glass
$35.00/Bottle
Grenache & Syrah blend from Côtes du Rhône
Château Rocher Figeac
$40.00/Bottle
Malbec-Cab Franc blend from Saint-Émilion. Earthy, dark fruit, vegetal.
Château de Pizay
$46.00/Bottle
Beaujolais
Buxy Coteaux Bourguignons
$11.00/Glass
$33.00/Bottle
Pinot Noir - Gamay blend from Burgundy; soft tannins, raspberry, and vanilla.
Buxy
$48.00/Bottle
Pinot Noir from Côte Chalonaise, Burgundy
SPARKLING:
Pol Clément Blanc de Blancs Brut
$8.00/Split
$22.00/Bottle
Sparkling white wine from France. White flower, apple, & citrus.
Rivarose
$11.00/Glass
$33.00/Bottle
Brut Rosé
Bailly Lapierre
$51.00/Bottle
Reserve Brut from Bourgogne. This Crémant is congenial, rounded and full, with a rich bouquet of aromas; easy drinking, clear-cut character and lovely freshness.
Chapuy Grand Cru
$89.00/Bottle
100% Chardonnay Champagne. Light, floral, & apple.
Beer
TRY ONE OF OUR INDEPENDENT SOUTHERN BREWS
Kronenbourg 1664
$5.00
Pale Lager from France.
Mango Orange
$6.00
Hard Seltzer from Revelry, Charleston, SC.
Up Shem Creek
$6.00
India Pale Lager from Revelry, Charleston, SC.
Munkle Lager
$6.00
Smooth lager from Munkle, Charleston, SC.
Serape Mexican Lager
$6.00
From Fatty's, Charleston, SC.
Lefty Loosey
$6.00
West Coast style IPA from Revelry, Charleston, SC.
Seasonal Sour Ale
$9.00
From Edmund’s Oast, Charleston, SC.
Grapefruit Radler
$9.00
From Stiegl of Austria.
O’Hara’s Irish Stout
$8.00
Smooth nitro brew from Co. Carlow, Ireland.
Früh Kölsch
$8.00
Crisp, lightly fruity ale from Germany.
Stiegl Hell
$8.00
Bright, smooth Pale Lager from Austria.
Aval Gold Cider
$6.00
Breton cider made with bitter & bittersweet apples. Gluten-free.
Cocktails
Kir
$7.00
Cassis & house white wine.
Cardinal
$7.00
Cassis & red house wine.
Pol Clement Split
$8.00
Mini Bottle of Sparkling wine from France.
Kir Royal
$9.00
Cassis & sparkling wine.
Mimosa
$9.00
Orange juice & sparkling wine.
Raspberry Bellini
$10.00
Raspberry Sorbet & sparkling wine.
Passion Fruit Bellini
$10.00
Fresh Passion Fruit pulp & sparkling wine.
BIÈRE PANACHÉ
$7.00
Blood orange syrup & Kronenbourg 1664.
Kir Normand
$7.00
Cassis & French Apple Cidre.
Spritzer
$13.00
Crisp Grüner Veltliner from Austria & Perrier.
Non-Alcoholic
G & M’s French Press Coffee
$3.00
Hot or Iced.
G & M’s Cafe Crème
$4.00
With a touch of ice cream.
San Benedetto Sparkling Water
$6.00/1L
Sparkling mineral water from Italy.
Earl Grey Tea
$3.00
Made in a French Press. Unsweetened, Hot or Iced.
Hot Chocolate
$4.00
With a touch of ice cream.
San Benedetto Spring Water
$3.00/330 ml can
$6.00/1L bottle
Still water from Italy.
Perrier
$3.00
Sparkling water from France.
Cassis Soda
$4.00
Perrier & black currant syrup or one of our homemade syrups.
Aranciata
$4.00
Sparkling orange soda from Italy.
Ginger Beer
$5.00
Gluten-free. From Devil’s Foot, Asheville, NC.
Black Cherry Soda
$3.00
Dr. Brown’s from the old neighborhood, New York, NY.
Root Beer
$3.00
Dr. Brown’s, New York, NY.
Cream Soda
$3.00
Dr. Brown’s, New York, NY
Orange Juice
$3.00
Hibiscus Punch
$5.00
Homemade with Ginger & Fresh Pineapple
French Quarter Signature Melange
$15.00/12 oz
Take home our special blend coffee. A love affair since 1984.
Blood Orange Float
$7.00
Blood Orange Soda with Killa Vanilla
Dessert
Bourbon Pecan Poundcake
$5.00/plain
$8.00/with 1 scoop
Delicious warmed in the oven.
Carrot Cake
$7.00
Bundt-style cake with cream cheese frosting and toasted walnuts.
Chocolate Almond Torte
$7.00
Gluten free.
Chocolate Fondue
$11.00/with fresh fruit
Our homemade chocolate fondue served with fresh fruit for dipping. Gluten free.
Forest Fruit Tart
$7.00
Puff pastry layered with custard and topped with a medley of red currants, raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries.
Ice Cream
$3.00/1 Scoop
$5.00/2 Scoops
Raspberry Sorbet, Cappuccino Chip, or French Vanilla
Lemon Tart
$6.00
Shortbread crust.
New York Style Cheesecake
$6.00
with Cassis
Raspberry Tart
$7.00
Tart and sweet, with almond filling and shortbread crust.
LIMITED EDITION SUMMER COLLECTION
BAPTISÉ PAR LE FEU / BAPTIZED BY FIRE
$24.00
Blood Red lettering on Silver Iced soft cotton crystal wash jersey.
Isn’t it surprising where you find god?
Brûlé Sur La Flamme! / Burnt On The Flame!
$24.00
Blood Red lettering on Arctic Blue soft cotton crystal wash jersey.
Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. Unfortunately, you will not know your limit till you have surpassed it - often with grave consequences. However, burnt toast can still be scraped back and salvaged.
Ne Me Touche Pas! / Don't Touch Me!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Spruce soft Comfort Color cotton jersey. Stand Back! Consider this a warning. Celebrate your moody self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
Au bord de la crise de nerfs! / On the verge of a nervous breakdown!
$22.00
Dark Blue lettering on soft Neon Bright Comfort Color jersey.
We’re all heading in this same general direction - some faster than others. Humility and good humor might get you to the end unscathed.
Les mots à la bouche! / Words in the mouth!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on soft Island Green Comfort Color jersey. Celebrate the places that put words in your mouth. In our case this is accompanied by good food and good wine in the belly!
ENTRE DEUX EAUX / BETWEEN TWO WATERS
$22.00
White lettering on soft Mystic Blue Comfort Color jersey.
Keep your head above the water! You’re between two waters now. The mighty force of each compete to drain your reserves. There is only a narrow chance of survival. Swim with determination but remain calm.
Excusez-moi?! / Excuse Me?!
$22.00
Black lettering on soft Neon Pink Comfort Color jersey.
The mock indignation of the faux francophiles! On another note, Disney did a survey before purchasing The Muppets and discovered that no one born after 1984 understands what the phrase “Pigs in Space” is in reference to.
ESCLAVE DE L’AMOUR / SLAVE TO LOVE
$22.00
Dark Blue lettering on soft Bright Orange Comfort Color jersey. Not every romance is mutually beneficial - to some exists a clear master and servant. That said, a kind of freedom is granted those that find love in what enslaves them.
LE GRAND BLEU / THE BIG SADNESS
$22.00
White lettering on soft Deep Indigo Comfort Color jersey. Here we go. The grand depression is upon you. The thing you feared has happened and you might not survive. Thirty feet below the surface of the water you will encounter "negative buoyancy" in which the pressure of the world above is so great that once you slip past this threshold, the weight of it all will push you deeper and deeper down. Now in order to survive you must find a reason to return to the surface and swim against the pull to take you to the bottom. Let this shirt serve as memory of the sky above and all the beauty still remaining in the world to aid in your struggle to ascend and breathe freely again. Love never dies.
Toi et moi tous les deux! / You and me both!
$22.00
Dark Purple lettering on soft Granite Comfort Color jersey. A witness in life is a sublime thing. Someone who can see your life as it is now and put that into perspective of your entire life’s arch. Siblings understand this at an early age. Hey Brother! Hey Sister! What affects you, affects me - perhaps in different ways but the sentiment is that we’re in this together. I’ve got your back. We can do this. Let me help you carry that. You’re not alone. I see you. I know you. We’re chained. A sacred pact that must be honored.
Éviscérez votre mémoire! / Eviscerate your memory!
$22.00
Dark Blue lettering on soft Crimson Comfort Color jersey.
Extract everything that is important to you from your memory now! It will fade. Wrap what little remains up nicely and put it somewhere safe. Acknowledge the relentless attack of time and protect your future self from the devastating loss of memory.
TORNADO DE MAISON / HOUSE TORNADO
$22.00
Blood red lettering on soft Pepper Comfort Color jersey.
A lesson learned early in life is that - to every house comes a tornado. One day your favorite things will be scattered and broken, your home will be knocked off it's foundation, and you will have to rebuild basic shelter while tending to wounds.
No technicolor dreamscape or ruby slippers await you - only what is commonly referred to as "plain misery."
C’est Assez Bon Pour Moi! / It's Good Enough For Me!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Royal Caribe soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. If it's good enough for me, then It's good enough for you. Lower your expectations a notch and gain access to the simpler pleasures of life. Good Wine. Good Food. Good Company.
PATATE CHAUDE / HOT POTATO
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Brown soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. You're Beautiful! You're Beautiful! Celebrate your hot self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
Je Suis Dérangé! / I'm Deranged!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Midnight soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. One of the positive things about the world of today is that it’s completely acceptable to admit that you are mentally ill. Let it be known that you are not a pillar of mental health. Nobody gets out of this alive anyway. Celebrate your demented self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
FILLETTE / LITTLE GIRL
$22.00
Black lettering on Army Green soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. A gentle reminder to protect the delicate, embrace what you love, and nurture those in need. "It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes strength to be gentle and kind." - Morrissey
Bon Garçon / Good Boy
$22.00
Black lettering on Violet soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. Dylan said it best; "you're gonna have to serve somebody." You may as well find joy in it. Celebrate your submissive side and navigate your existential crisis in style.
CORPS DUR / HARD BODY
$22.00
Magenta lettering on Royal Caribe soft combed cotton jersey.
“The better you look, the more you see.” Was it Andy Warhol or Bret Easton Ellis that said this?
Déchiré et Effiloché! / Torn and Frayed!
$30.00
Yellow lettering on a soft Navy Blue lightweight sweatshirt.That hole that exists now in everything you do is not going anywhere - you’re just perpetually circling it now. You’re damaged but not broken. Don’t expect to ever be truly mended - you’re a survivor now.
LIMITED EDITION ACCESSORIES
Bon Garçon / Good Boy DOGGIE TANK
$18.00
White lettering on Royal soft combed cotton jersey doggie tank.
Sans Toi, Je Ne Suis Rien! / Without You, I'm Nothing! DOGGIE TANK
$18.00
Yellow lettering on Red soft combed cotton jersey doggie tank.
Enfant Terrible! / Terrible Child!
$29.00
Embroidered logo in yellow on a red adjustable cap. Brilliance can be misunderstood as spoiled arrogance. If your passion for life is dismissed as childish, we've got a T-Shirt for your artistic self.
Petite Porcelet! / Little Piggy!
$29.00
Embroidered logo in magenta on a pale pink adjustable cap. Liz Frazer said it best, "Know Who You Are At Every Age." Embrace who you are now, even if that is a Little Piggy and navigate your existential crisis with style!
Triste et Dangereux! / Sad and Dangerous!
$29.00
Embroidered logo in light blue on a spruce green adjustable cap. Remember that "sad and dangerous" is just another way of saying "mysterious and exciting." Show off your passionate self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
CAPS (EMBROIDERED FRONT & BACK)
$34.00
Embroidered logo on front with "Fast & French" on back in an adjustable size. A Charleston landmark since 1984!
La Fin Vivante! / The Living End! - BANDANA
$16.00/NAVY
$16.00/GREEN
$16.00/BLACK
$16.00/RED
Sometimes your destination is simply THE LIVING END!
EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED / NOTHING HAS CHANGED APRON
$24.00/RED
$24.00/LIGHT DENIM
$24.00/ROYAL
$24.00/DARK DENIM
White lettering on an adjustable apron.
LIMITED EDITION FALL COLLECTION
Violente Femme / Angry Feminine
$22.00
Yellow lettering on soft Berry Comfort Color jersey. Celebrate your feminine self, violently if need be and navigate your existential crisis in style.
Tu Vas Devoir Tenir Bon! / You're Gonna Have To Hold On!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Cranberry soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. This just might be the only way you’re gonna survive. No shame in just holding on while the waves try and drown you, or the twister tries to relocate you, or the beast drags you around.
Sortez De Mon Chemin! / Get Out Of My Way!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Flo Blue soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. We mean this in the broader sense, not necessarily the immediate present, unless of course you are physically blocking our path forward, and then yes “move on!”
Ne Me Touche Pas! / Don't Touch Me!
$22.00
Yellow lettering on Crunchberry soft Comfort Color cotton jersey. Stand Back! Consider this a warning. Celebrate your moody self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
Sors De Ma Tête! / Get Out Of My Mind!
$26.00
Magenta lettering on Citrine color blast dyed soft cotton Comfort Color jersey. It's all too much and Transcendental Meditation is not for everyone. Celebrate your stubborn, restless, one track mind and navigate your existential crisis in style.
VISION CRISTALLINE / CRYSTAL VISION
$23.00
Magenta lettering on Carolina Blue soft cotton crystal wash jersey. The rule is that you can have crystal visions but you have to keep them to yourself. Celebrate your mystical, subconscious self and navigate your existential crisis in style.
LIMITED EDITION YOUTH SHIRTS
FILLETTE / LITTLE GIRL - YOUTH
$20.00
Black lettering on Army Green soft cotton youth Gildan jersey. A gentle reminder to protect the delicate, embrace what you love, and nurture those in need. "It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes strength to be gentle and kind." - Morrissey
ENFANT SAUVAGE / WILD CHILD
$23.00
Yellow lettering on soft Jade crystal wash cotton jersey. Hold on to that savage part of yourself for as long as you can. Over time It will be replaced with notions of subservience & a dutiful sense of responsibility. Feed the gentle beast within and prepare your soul to navigate these dark dark times.
JEUNESSE TROUBLÉ / TROUBLED YOUTH
$23.00
White lettering on soft Navy crystal wash cotton jersey. White lettering on soft Navy crystal wash cotton jersey. Celebrate the youngster in your life that is aware enough of the world at large to question their role in it. These notions will help them to navigate these dark dark times.
ARMÉE DE MOI / ARMY OF ME
$23.00
White lettering on soft red/black crystal wash cotton jersey.
I expect more from you than you expect of yourself. Why is that? Stop complaining and pull yourself together - you have got to do better than this! Yes, these are dark dark times but people rely on you - I rely on you. PAY ATTENTION!
LIMITED EDITION LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS
J'm'en fous pas mal! / I don't care much!
$29.00
Dark Blue lettering on soft Cotton Candy cotton tie-dyed jersey. Much like Charleston's fictional louche bachelor, Rhett Butler, I also don't give a damn. Who’s got time to worry when they are busy living their best life?! Celebrate the end of scholarly pursuit, meaningful expression, and charitable contribution. Just try to navigate these end times with dignity.
Mangez-le Si Vous Voulez! / Eat It If You Want!
$30.00
Blood Red lettering on soft long sleeve Chalky Mint Comfort Color cotton jersey. If you're feeling hungry, you can eat it. (Or don't. ) We'll be here either way.
BÊTE SAUVAGE / SAVAGE BEAST
$30.00
Blood Red lettering on soft long sleeve Hydrangea Comfort Color cotton jersey. You are a savage beast, but you are also a Huggy Bear!
SUCRE SUCRE SUCRE! / SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!
$30.00
Blood Red lettering on soft long sleeve Butter Comfort Color cotton jersey. Welcome to the south, where notions of sweetness are often menacing.
Rien D'autre Ne Compte! / Nothing Else Matters!
$30.00
Yellow lettering on soft Grape cotton Comfort Color long sleeve jersey. This is what you can tell yourself when you wake up at 4am with dreams of wolves chasing you leaving you feeling as if you’ve lost the plot to your own life.
Est-ce un désir? / Is this desire?
$23.00
Magenta lettering on soft Inked India cotton jersey. It very well could be! Or You might just be hungry. Either way, you can navigate your existential crisis in style!
Poule Mouillée! / Wet Chicken!
$23.00
Magenta lettering on a soft Heather Grey long sleeve cotton jersey. Liz Frazer said it best, "Know Who You Are At Every Age." Embrace who you are now, even if that is a Sissy, and navigate your existential crisis with style!
Ne Me Quitte Pas! / Don't Leave Me!
$23.00
Purple lettering on soft Navy cotton jersey. You're never alone at Fast & French and we're not going anywhere. We march forward with time and invite you along the journey.
VERY LIMITED EDITION SHIRTS
MAUVAISE GRAINE / BAD SEED
$20.00
White lettering on Black soft cotton jersey.
Coup de Foudre! / Stroke of Lightning! / Love at First Sight!
$20.00
Yellow lettering on soft Inked India cotton jersey.
C'est Compliqué! / It's Complicated!
$20.00
Purple lettering on Aqua soft combed cotton jersey.
Le Meilleure Reste à Venir! / The Best Is Yet To Come!
$20.00
Yellow lettering on Heather Burgundy soft combed cotton jersey.
Femme Fatale! / Fatalistic Woman!
$18.00
ONLY ONE LEFT! Magenta lettering on soft Purple Heather jersey.
Voulez-vous? / Do you want to?
$18.00
Royal Blue Light lettering on soft Charity Pink jersey.
La Petite Mort! / The Little Death!
$18.00
Magenta lettering on Turquoise soft combed cotton jersey.
Oh La La! / Gee Golly Gosh!
$18.00
Sky Blue lettering on Deep Purple soft combed cotton jersey.
Folie à Famille! / Madness in the Family!
$18.00
White lettering on Royal Blue soft combed cotton jersey.
Je Ne Sais Quoi! / A Certain Something!
$18.00
Purple lettering on Red soft combed cotton jersey.
LIMITED EDITION UNISEX TANKS
CORPS DUR / HARD BODY
$22.00
Magenta lettering on Royal Caribe soft combed cotton jersey. “The better you look, the more you see.” Was it Andy Warhol or Bret Easton Ellis that said this?
Louche et Indalore! / Crosseyed and Painless!
$19.00
Yellow lettering on Forest Green soft combed cotton jersey.
Ma Biche! / My Doe!
$18.00
Magenta lettering on Royal Blue soft combed cotton jersey.
Mon Dieu! / My God!
$18.00
Yellow lettering on Red soft combed cotton jersey.
FAVORITES
FRENCH QUARTER SIGNATURE MÉLANGE CAFÉ
$15.00/12oz bag
$75.00/5lb bag
Our house blend since 1984!
G&M MUSTARDS
$6.00/6oz
$12.00/12oz
Dijon, Tarragon, or Whole Grain
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